The Bible Mixtape

by MC Lars

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INTRO: Alright, it's been awhile. Let me check in on how my creation is doing. It's kind of like Animal Crossing, but if you eat the wrong fruit, it's game over! VERSE 1: In seven days, seven nights, it was on I said, “Let there be light" and the darkness was gone Made a little planet and I peppered it with trees Fish and the birds and the sky and the seas Then I thought I’d make it interesting, there’s nothing like this Made little homie in my own likeness Paradise found, the creation of humanity Made him a partner, then came calamity “One rule one though,” was alI I said I got you on the rent and I’ll bring your daily bread All you got to do is be like Bill Gates Avoid the Apple and then you can stay In Eden, meaning, all will be well But now I've got super sad story to tell Divine spark, y’all were hella innocent Now you realize that you’re naked and you've built your own imprisonment CHORUS: (You only had one job!) Don’t eat the apple, don’t eat, don’t eat the apple! (You only had one job!) Don’t eat the apple, don’t eat, don’t eat the apple! (You only had one job!) Don’t eat the apple, don’t eat, don’t eat the apple! (You only had one job!) Don’t eat the apple, now Adam and Eve in shackles you grapple VERSE 2: I walked and talked in the garden all friendly So what went wrong? Let’s not pretend, G But I can’t blame Eve, it was the serpent in tree Death was created, now look at me I’ve got to be the bad guy, send you out of Eden Due to the fruit of knowledge you be eatin’ Now there’s got to be a lot of drama following your fall Your son will kill his brother, but that’s not all Now you’re raising Cain, Able to backfire The origin of prayer, mankind expires By the sweat of your brow will you eat your snacks Until death, and Mother Earth takes you back And as for the snake now he’s crawling on his belly Origin sin too ready to be deadly To sum things up I’m not tryin to be mean it’s You just should have read the user agreement! CHORUS: (You only had one job!) Don’t eat the apple, don’t eat, don’t eat the apple! (You only had one job!) Don’t eat the apple, don’t eat, don’t eat the apple! (You only had one job!) Don’t eat the apple, don’t eat, don’t eat the apple! (You only had one job!) Don’t eat the apple, now Adam and Eve in shackles you grapple Don’t eat the apple, don’t eat, don’t eat the apple! (Now ever again) Don’t eat the apple, don’t eat, don’t eat the apple! (Will I ever have to worry) Don’t eat the apple, don’t eat, don’t eat the apple! (About humanity…) Don’t eat the apple, now Adam and Eve in shackles you grapple (… making regrettable decisions, it’s smooth sailing from here on out. Speaking of sailing, what are you up to Friday, Noah?)
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My lit-hop mixtape about the Bible. I recorded this in the weeks after my son was born, during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

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released July 17, 2020

All tracks mixed and mastered by Beau Vallis
All vocals produced and engineered by MC Lars
Additional vocal production by DJ Reimei (track 8)

Track 1 is about the Fall (Genesis 3:1-24), produced by Strazdine
Track 2 is about Noah’s Ark (Genesis 6:1 - 8:14), produced by Mixtape Seoul
Track 3 is about Sodom & Gomorrah (Genesis 18:1 - 19:29), produced by ETRIZZLE THIS A BANGER!
Track 4 is about the Plagues of Egypt (Exodus 7-10), produced by November
Track 5 is about the David & Goliath (1 Samuel 17), produced by Ricky Davaine
Track 6 is about the Daniel in the Lion’s Den (Daniel 1-12), produced by NetuH
Track 7 is about the Jonah & the Whale (Jonah 1-4), produced by Junkii Tii Music
Track 8 is about the the Birth of Jesus (Luke 2:1-40), produced by RAWSMOOV
Track 9 is about the Last Supper (Luke 22:7-38), produced by Magestick
Track 10 is about the Final Judgement (Revelation 1:1 - 20:15), produced by NetuH

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