Lars: You like books, Mega Ran?
Mega: Indeed I do. (What, what, what, what?)
FaceOmeter: This, is the Dewey Decibel System.
Mega: Let's get it started.
M: Yo, they call him MC Lars!
L: And this is Mega Ran, I vow to tell the truth
M: Just like when you take the Stand.
L: Still Shining in the mic.
M: Stephen King, with no Misery.
L: Nat Philbrick with the realness.
M: So you'd better know your history.
L: So while they're sleeping on us...
M: ... like Washington Irving. Great Expectations. Kept their fires burning.
L: This Confederacy of Dunces will never secede!
M: So as Lars Buroughs deep...
L: Ran Howls on the beat!
M: Call me Samuel Becket, because...
L: You may not expect it.
M: We tour well, like Orwell.
L: Plus we've been known to wreck it, rocking, classic forms, like...
M: Five - seven - five. So...
L: ... do me a favor!
M: Get your hands high....
M: Charles Dickens with the raw rhythms. Feel the Sound and the Fury...
L: ... with the bars that we give 'em!
M: Got beats!
M: Buddies for the win!
L: On the road once again.
L&M: Now we're gone with the wind!
FaceOmeter: This, is the Dewey Decibel System. (Modulated and flipped).